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Lokyar Brightmane
Eager Elephant
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Species: Feral Wolf pup.
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Height: 6 inches at the shoulder, half a foot or approximately 15 and a quarter centimeters.
Weight: 10 lbs
Build: Slightly chubby, but quick, especially when chasing a lost ball.
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Joined Anonifoxeh's group as a servitor. :3
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #30 on:
March 23, 2012, 06:54:51 AM »
"Whore Island? That implies someone would think she was worth something!"
*SLAP!*
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anoni
Zoomorphic Zebra
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #31 on:
March 23, 2012, 09:55:53 AM »
^^^^^^^^^ GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: You know, you're like a magnet
Girl: Hmm? How so?
Guy: Well you were quite attractive from the back, but from the front you're really repulsive
*SLAP*
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Signature art by: MrRazot
(int(e
-x^2
, x = -infinity..infinity))
2
= Pi
We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
$_ = "gntusbovueqrmwkradehijqr"; tr/a-z/lad hijacked under stop sign!/; print $_, "\n";
Lokyar Brightmane
Eager Elephant
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Posts: 357
Gender:
Species: Feral Wolf pup.
Coloring: Black, white and brown fur.
Height: 6 inches at the shoulder, half a foot or approximately 15 and a quarter centimeters.
Weight: 10 lbs
Build: Slightly chubby, but quick, especially when chasing a lost ball.
Currently:
Joined Anonifoxeh's group as a servitor. :3
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #32 on:
March 23, 2012, 02:39:37 PM »
^I try for genius.
You're like a fan; you blow me away
*swoon*
Only problem is, you project your stink too.
*SLAP*
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We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
Cifero Windtail
Velvety Vole
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I never give up... so don't push me. >_<
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Coloring: Grey with dark grey stripes, Black hair, light blue scleras and blue corneas,
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 89 lbs. and then about 50 more (about 139 lbs.); he's fit, but he's not muscular. Has a bit of an outie.
Build: Lithe but wiry; a little soft around the middle, but it's hardly noticeable; he's actually got a rather feminine form.
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #33 on:
March 23, 2012, 08:59:09 PM »
Um... your gun is digging into my hip...
*SLAP*
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http://www.sanger.dk/
(I love my sister)
http://www.zark.com
http://www.zark.com/pages2/az66/az66b.html
Don't mess with Grammaton Clerics. THEY WILL END YOU.
MrRazot
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Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #34 on:
March 24, 2012, 12:17:29 AM »
woman, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich
*SLAP*
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Signature art by: MrRazot
Lokyar Brightmane
Eager Elephant
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Posts: 357
Gender:
Species: Feral Wolf pup.
Coloring: Black, white and brown fur.
Height: 6 inches at the shoulder, half a foot or approximately 15 and a quarter centimeters.
Weight: 10 lbs
Build: Slightly chubby, but quick, especially when chasing a lost ball.
Currently:
Joined Anonifoxeh's group as a servitor. :3
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #35 on:
March 24, 2012, 12:21:01 AM »
Oh my god, how did we not think of that one? That is so stereotypical and widely used, that should have been one of the first. I suppose we were trying to be imaginative.
No new one, just had to comment. I might edit this when I come up with one.
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Avatar by: WingedZephyr
We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
Cifero Windtail
Velvety Vole
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Posts: 2898
I never give up... so don't push me. >_<
Species: Crat Feline-crow mix. (Just found out.... I HAVE FRACKING WINGS!!) (SO freaked out!!)
Coloring: Grey with dark grey stripes, Black hair, light blue scleras and blue corneas,
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 89 lbs. and then about 50 more (about 139 lbs.); he's fit, but he's not muscular. Has a bit of an outie.
Build: Lithe but wiry; a little soft around the middle, but it's hardly noticeable; he's actually got a rather feminine form.
Reference:
[link]
Currently:
Holding out for a hero... but always having to save myself.
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #36 on:
March 24, 2012, 12:29:12 AM »
(To a man) Wow! I never knew you were pregnant!
*SLAP*
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Avatar by: I have three or four great ones: one by Sabah and a few by Lovableoutcast/Kishi... and also this one, drawn by Kayato/ Kaya... thanks guys.
Signature art by: I just want to tell you, the reference is a link to my other fursona. Also:
http://www.sanger.dk/
(I love my sister)
http://www.zark.com
http://www.zark.com/pages2/az66/az66b.html
Don't mess with Grammaton Clerics. THEY WILL END YOU.
MrRazot
Resident Nice-guy
Unique Unicorn
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Posts: 2702
Gender:
Marching onward on my Quest
Species: Lanner Falcon
Coloring: Selection of Browns
Height: Aprx 180cm
Weight: Aprx 50kg
Build: Slim
Currently:
Well, it was a good run.
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #37 on:
March 24, 2012, 07:28:43 PM »
(To a woman) Aww... is it twins?
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anoni
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Gender:
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Height: 183 cm
Weight: 65 KG
Build: Slim
Currently:
Cruising through the 4th dimension
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #38 on:
March 25, 2012, 06:54:47 AM »
Your momma is like a brick. She's heavy, flat on both sides and she always gets laid by mexicans!
*SLAP and then DAAAAYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMNNNNNNN*
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Signature art by: MrRazot
(int(e
-x^2
, x = -infinity..infinity))
2
= Pi
We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
$_ = "gntusbovueqrmwkradehijqr"; tr/a-z/lad hijacked under stop sign!/; print $_, "\n";
MrRazot
Resident Nice-guy
Unique Unicorn
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Posts: 2702
Gender:
Marching onward on my Quest
Species: Lanner Falcon
Coloring: Selection of Browns
Height: Aprx 180cm
Weight: Aprx 50kg
Build: Slim
Currently:
Well, it was a good run.
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #39 on:
March 25, 2012, 08:08:56 AM »
Your momma like the village bicycle
everyone's had a ride
*SLAP with a fist*
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Signature art by: MrRazot
Lokyar Brightmane
Eager Elephant
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Posts: 357
Gender:
Species: Feral Wolf pup.
Coloring: Black, white and brown fur.
Height: 6 inches at the shoulder, half a foot or approximately 15 and a quarter centimeters.
Weight: 10 lbs
Build: Slightly chubby, but quick, especially when chasing a lost ball.
Currently:
Joined Anonifoxeh's group as a servitor. :3
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #40 on:
March 25, 2012, 08:10:44 AM »
Yo' momma so fat, she is the only person in the world who could eat the interwebs.
(Excuse me while I go threaten this kid that if he doesn't stop singing I will beat him to death with his own dismembered arm.)
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Avatar by: WingedZephyr
We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
anoni
Zoomorphic Zebra
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Posts: 6179
Gender:
This statement is a lie
Species: Fox
Coloring: Beige
Height: 183 cm
Weight: 65 KG
Build: Slim
Currently:
Cruising through the 4th dimension
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #41 on:
March 25, 2012, 08:12:38 AM »
Yo momma so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits
around
the house.
*SLAPS*
You're so dumb that you jumped off a building and missed
*SLAPS*
You're so fat that when you jump, you get stuck
*SLAP COMBO*
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Avatar by: WingedZephyr
Signature art by: MrRazot
(int(e
-x^2
, x = -infinity..infinity))
2
= Pi
We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
$_ = "gntusbovueqrmwkradehijqr"; tr/a-z/lad hijacked under stop sign!/; print $_, "\n";
MrRazot
Resident Nice-guy
Unique Unicorn
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Posts: 2702
Gender:
Marching onward on my Quest
Species: Lanner Falcon
Coloring: Selection of Browns
Height: Aprx 180cm
Weight: Aprx 50kg
Build: Slim
Currently:
Well, it was a good run.
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #42 on:
March 25, 2012, 08:14:36 AM »
your so stupid, you failed a drug test, tripped over a cordless phone and when you fell, you missed the ground
*FALCON PUNCH*
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Signature art by: MrRazot
Lokyar Brightmane
Eager Elephant
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Posts: 357
Gender:
Species: Feral Wolf pup.
Coloring: Black, white and brown fur.
Height: 6 inches at the shoulder, half a foot or approximately 15 and a quarter centimeters.
Weight: 10 lbs
Build: Slightly chubby, but quick, especially when chasing a lost ball.
Currently:
Joined Anonifoxeh's group as a servitor. :3
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #43 on:
March 25, 2012, 08:15:20 AM »
Yeah, don't hide it. I see your ginger roots you soulless person.
*SLAP*
(The kid stopped singing. I can only hope his 12 year old mind is permanently scarred from the threat.)
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Avatar by: WingedZephyr
We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
anoni
Zoomorphic Zebra
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Posts: 6179
Gender:
This statement is a lie
Species: Fox
Coloring: Beige
Height: 183 cm
Weight: 65 KG
Build: Slim
Currently:
Cruising through the 4th dimension
Re: Things that will get you slapped
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Reply #44 on:
March 25, 2012, 08:16:36 AM »
*To ginger* I heard you tried to sell your soul to satan. Sorry about the insufficient funds
*SLAPS*
(Also, I'm technically ginger (though I say ranga) so I can make as many ginger jokes as I want
)
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Avatar by: WingedZephyr
Signature art by: MrRazot
(int(e
-x^2
, x = -infinity..infinity))
2
= Pi
We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!
$_ = "gntusbovueqrmwkradehijqr"; tr/a-z/lad hijacked under stop sign!/; print $_, "\n";
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