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Author Topic: *Crashes through brick wall in a u-haul*  (Read 1497 times)

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Offline ap76

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*Crashes through brick wall in a u-haul*
« on: September 11, 2011, 03:58:15 AM »
*jumps through windshield onto hood*
"Oh-YEAH!!!" like the Kool-aid man.
If I'm acting like an arse, it's not intentional. Unless it's intentional. In which case, you probably had it coming.

"Now you'll never see what you've done to me
You can take back your memories, they're no good to me
And here's all your lies, you can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look that you wear so well"
All American Rejects.

I won't be on reliably for the forseeable future b/c  I've got some shit hitting the fan and let me just say, it is not a pretty sight.

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Re: *Crashes through brick wall in a u-haul*
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2011, 03:59:08 AM »
*blinks* uhhh.....o___O
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Offline ap76

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Re: *Crashes through brick wall in a u-haul*
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2011, 04:07:58 AM »
halló!
I'm hungry...
*pulls out some donuts from the dashboard and finds them coated in shattered glass.*
crap... Wanna donut?
If I'm acting like an arse, it's not intentional. Unless it's intentional. In which case, you probably had it coming.

"Now you'll never see what you've done to me
You can take back your memories, they're no good to me
And here's all your lies, you can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look that you wear so well"
All American Rejects.

I won't be on reliably for the forseeable future b/c  I've got some shit hitting the fan and let me just say, it is not a pretty sight.

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Re: *Crashes through brick wall in a u-haul*
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2011, 05:21:21 AM »
NOM NOM NOM GLASS :D

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Re: *Crashes through brick wall in a u-haul*
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2011, 09:48:38 AM »
Glass.


It tastes like blood.

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  • Height: 6'0", I'm 10'6" irl
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Re: *Crashes through brick wall in a u-haul*
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2011, 11:36:27 AM »
I'm glad somebody wants 'em. Be a shame if hey went to waste.
*accidentally snaps the grille off the u-haul as i lean on it*
If I'm acting like an arse, it's not intentional. Unless it's intentional. In which case, you probably had it coming.

"Now you'll never see what you've done to me
You can take back your memories, they're no good to me
And here's all your lies, you can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look that you wear so well"
All American Rejects.

I won't be on reliably for the forseeable future b/c  I've got some shit hitting the fan and let me just say, it is not a pretty sight.

 

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