Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

[WhiteTiger89]

Thought this would be a fun thread to start.

As a fan of 80's horror, I've seen a lot of really bad movies. As a result, I don't normally call a movie bad these days unless it is truly atrocious. Transformers 2, Twilight, both of them are arguably cinematic masterpieces compared to some of the ones I've seen.

Hands down the worst film I've ever seen was Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds. Now, you'd think that title would be warning enough, but the first Feast is actually one of my favorite horror films of all time. Feast 1 had a great sense of humor, unique and memorable characters, gallons of gore! (I'm a bit of a gore-whore ), and a wonderfully simple premise: A dozen people are sitting in a bar in the middle of nowhere when suddenly, a family of four monsters attacks the bar and the characters have to find a way to survive the night. Feast 2 on the other hand had abysmal effects, lame and forgettable characters, a disgustingly over the top gross-out sense of "humor" (don't even get me started on the sex gags *vomits*), and an entirely nonsensical plot! One that I'm not going to even try and explain for fear of self-inflicted brain damage.   To give you some idea though, the plot does at some point boil down to "Let's bunker down in the nearby jail, then we'll be safe!" Ok... Why not just hotwire one of the dozens of abandoned vehicles on the road and drive out of town?

In short, I dare mainstream Hollywood to release a movie worse than Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds. Are you game, Hollywood? Because I don't think you can do it. 

Honestly, Uwe Boll's movies are better than Feast 2!

[NeeChee_coyote]

Damn i fergot what it wuz called x3 but there wuz this movie where this guys mom turned into a zombie. And she turned a bunch of other people into zombies, and he kept them all in his basement. And the zombies started having sex xD and they had a zombie baby and the guy took care of the baby x3 it wuz really lame xD hehe

[Egan]

Zombie strippers from hell 3.
need I say more?

[WhiteTiger89]

Damn i fergot what it wuz called x3 but there wuz this movie where this guys mom turned into a zombie. And she turned a bunch of other people into zombies, and he kept them all in his basement. And the zombies started having sex xD and they had a zombie baby and the guy took care of the baby x3 it wuz really lame xD hehe

That would be Dead Alive, directed by Peter Jackson, future director of Lord of the Rings.

[Zaspher]

There was this one Indie movie I have to find the name but the special effects and stunts were so terrible that me and my friend Mike fell off the couch and Mike broke it

[NeeChee_coyote]

Damn i fergot what it wuz called x3 but there wuz this movie where this guys mom turned into a zombie. And she turned a bunch of other people into zombies, and he kept them all in his basement. And the zombies started having sex xD and they had a zombie baby and the guy took care of the baby x3 it wuz really lame xD hehe

That would be Dead Alive, directed by Peter Jackson, future director of Lord of the Rings.

yeah thats what it wuz xD

[WhiteTiger89]

I've always kinda wanted to see that movie, simply by virtue of it being a Peter Jackson film.

[WingedZephyr]

Although I've probably seen worse, Ghost Rider was a pretty terrible movie.

[WhiteTiger89]

Yeah, Ghost Rider was a mess of a film. The effects were good, but the fights were lousy and Nic Cage was horribly miscast. I don't care how much he loves the character, he should never have been allowed to play Johnny Blaze.

[Philly Tanuki]

I don't know if it's the worst movie I've ever seen but it was just downright horrible.  It was called Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.

[WhiteTiger89]

I just wrote this little rating guide as a facebook note, and thought it would be fun to post it here as well.

This is how I rate movies:

10/10 = Cinematic Masterpiece: Inception, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Toy Story 3

9/10 = Awesome: The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings, Hot Fuzz

8/10 = Great: Batman Begins, Liar Liar, Deep Blue Sea

7/10 = Impressive: Daybreakers, I Robot, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

6/10 = Good: Dracula 2000, Splice, Spider-Man 3.

5/10 = Alright: Ghost Rider, The Breed, House of the Dead

4/10 = Watchable: The Shining, Ultraviolet, My Name is Bruce

3/10 = Borderline: Skyline, Catwoman

2/10 = Bad: Alien vs. Predator 2

1/10 = Garbage: Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds

[Egan]

Don't forget citizen Kane!

[Alexei]

The worst movie I've ever seen was probably Troll 2

Here's a brilliant scene from it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

[Puncia]

It would be hard to pick just one, but Sucker Punch really did want me to go and kill something.

[Kyriin]

A Serbian Film, I can't really say why here. Just please, don't watch it. For your own good. DON'T. WATCH. IT. Believe me, please PLEASE.

I WARN YOU.