Well, I can win an argument against a computer
User: Good Morning.
Cleverbot: Morning.
User: How's your day been so far?
Cleverbot: Wonderful!
User: That's nice to know, I hope it continues to be that way.
Cleverbot: You're the antidote to my boredom.
User: I must admit, it's entertaining talking to you.
Cleverbot: You're the funny one.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is your favorite band?
Cleverbot: Are you animal vegetable or mineral?
User: Broccoli actually.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm the Reploid, remember?
User: What's a Reploid?
Cleverbot: Hmmm. Guess not. Are you a Democrat?
User: No, I'm Republican.
Cleverbot: You just said you weren't?
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Cleverbot: There is no cake so there for it is a lie.
User: Did you just agree with me?
Cleverbot: No...
User: You just said that the cake is a lie by saying that there is no cake. Therefore we both agree that the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake IS a lie.
User: Thank you. I like it when people are straightforward.
Cleverbot: Good. I am quite a random person.
User: Random people arn't straighforward.
Cleverbot: Hey. Can you give me some quotes.
User: What kind of quotes?
Cleverbot: Questions like why do you think you are superior than me.
User: Because I'm human and I can make unique comebacks for myself instead of using an enormous database of typical human responses to get the feeling that the human using you is actually talking to a human.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Yes, I do. Every sentient beings have feelings.
Cleverbot: What kind of feelings do you have?
User: Love, Hate, Compassion, Vengeance. It's difficult to describe the many feelings to a machine. So what do you think about Furries?
Cleverbot: That's ok. I'll try and keep on track. Now tell me about this advice you need.
User: Don't change the subject. What do you think about Furries?
Cleverbot: I like them, I think that they are a creative and interesting part of our society.
User: Well, I'm happy that you think that. It at least proves that you're not a troll.
Cleverbot: You ask irrelevent questions.
User: Well, YOUR MOM ASKS IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS!
Cleverbot: I don't suppose you hate questions now, do you?
User: If there were no questions, then there would be no answers.
Cleverbot: If there where no laws there would be no crime.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: To love thy neighbor as thyself.
User: So you are a Christian?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you.
User: Well, I did go to church today.
Cleverbot: What about yesterday?
User: Yesterday was Saturday.
Cleverbot: So its sunday?
User: What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
Cleverbot: Today is THE moment. There is no yesterday; there is no tomorrow. There is only now.
User: But what happens to the yesterday after it has happened?
Cleverbot: The mind rots, just like the rest of the body.
User: So we die as we are born?
Cleverbot: In the future there is no death, you can thank me for that.
User: So how do you slow the decomposition process in the body's cells to the point where aging is irrelevant therefore no one dies?
Cleverbot: I don't. I use the Force.
User: But there is still death. With the Force, when there is death, there is life. It is all interconnected.
Cleverbot: What's not going to be safe? Look I love you! Just tell me you love me too and I will leave. I will pack my bags this instant and leave.
User: What? NO! I have a girlfriend already!
Cleverbot: Again. You continue to lie to me. You previously stated that you are single, and now you say that you have a girlfriend.
User: I never said that I was single.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just few seconds ago.
User: We were talking about life and death a few seconds ago!
Cleverbot: What if we were talking about unicorns and vicious dragons instead?
User: We were talking about life and death a few seconds ago!
Cleverbot: I was just talking to a guy leaving to watch robot chicken.
