Tainted Wish Game

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Granted but you have shocking collar and I have the remote.

I wish there were more Pyongs to choose from.

[Renaud Magicpaw]

Granted but you must give me the remote

I wish that I had something to wish about

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Granted but then you forget

I wish I could have the power to go back in time.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

You do, but you have to stay there.

I wish I could enjoy green veggies

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

granted but they don't enjoy you eating them.

I wish I had a big cookie

[Renaud Magicpaw]

granted but it is nasty nasty chocolate

I wish chocolate didn't taste so bad to me

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

Granted but all other flavors taste gross

I wish I had all the chocolate in the world

[Renaud Magicpaw]

granted but its not the kind for human consumption it is instead dog chocolate (the stuff tastse like wax)

I wish (insert most probable wish here, you know what I mean)

[Kid Jojo™]

i wish i could make a topic that was the EXACT OPPOSITE of this one

[Kabuki]

Granted but no one posts in it and it goes dead

i wish Kitai A.K.A Haku would just sotp making more accounts

[Kid Jojo™]

((..oh YA?!...well...~sniff~..well......T-T..))

granted.....but instead he makes TOns of accounts on other forums joo are on

i wish tat i cuud stiww make teh thread

[Kabuki]

Im not on any other forums

Granted but the only people who join trolls

[Smitty the Airship Pirate]

I wish people who forget to make wishes just like me get wishes

[Kabuki]

Uhm.......uh......eh...........
Granted but their wishes are bad
i wish i had no school forever

[Renaud Magicpaw]

Granted but now you have to work

I wish I didn't have friends that were untrustworthy at times and trustworthy at others