Attention to all furry authors, both experienced and novice; I am currently looking to hire ghost writers who will be able to take my ideas and visions and create a lengthy story from it. I have always admired the independent (and often) unappreciated artists within the fandom and have become an enthusiast for their stories. For the longest time, I myself have created a complex outline of my own Magnus Opus, complete with the entire plot, cast of characters, and detailed setting, but given the extensive size and ambition of my manuscript, I have come to the hesitant and sad conclusion that I myself do not possess the skill, time, or motivation to actually begin writing.
That is where you come in. For the ambitious and aspiring furry authors, I am looking to hire you to write sections of my manuscript for a paid commission. Anyone who legitimately has a passion for writing stories featuring anthropomorphic characters is more than welcome to become a member of my project. While I am certainly not looking for the next Shakespeare or Stephen King, I do request anyone interested in the project to possess a realistic and true enthusiasm for creating this story; an understanding of story structure, flow, and composition; English is their first language, and an open minded willingness to flesh out my fantasies in detail on the written page, both the tame and the grotesque and erotic.
I do not intend on having my work published. I don’t even have any true desire to share the manuscript over the internet either. No, this project is a very private and personal piece of art; a world of my own design to which only a select few will be permitted to venture. Because of this, I ask those who are interested in becoming a ghost writer for my project to be just that; ghosts. I ask that those who contribute to my manuscript to remain anonymous and never divulge information or sections of my story for publication or viewing unless given my explicit consent. Furthermore, I myself do enjoy my privacy quite a bit. While I will certainly get to know you before I task you with work, I don’t have any intentions of meeting you face to face.
So what offer do I bring to the table for this writing project? What price could I possibly push forward for those willing to give me large sections of my manuscript and remain anonymous while doing so? Given my own financial limitations, this is my meager pitch I give to you: to begin the actual writing commission, I will pay $50. Upon completion of my specified section of the manuscript according to my given instructions, I will pay another $50. My manuscript is about both quality and quantity, so instead of paying by page, I will pay according to word count. At a minimum, I will commission an author for a 20,000 word section of the story and my going rate for each word is $0.015. Sounds like peanuts, I must admit, but if the math is done, a 20,000 word section of my manuscript could earn you an approximate commission of $400. I am far from wealthy and my commission will not change. I am also not a charity, so don’t expect me to hand over cash without something in return.
If you are whom I’m looking for, and are serious about writing, you can contact me at
[email protected]; this also happens to be my MSN messenger. Tell me a little bit about yourself, how long you’ve been writing, and a sample of your work as a furry writer. I hope to hear from you soon.