"Hahaha, good thing my fursona doesn't wear a shirt for some reason (I dont like going shirtless irl

) because My shirt would be torn right now if I had one. Ive gained some weight after eating two whole people. I suppose I COULD spit him out... IF you give me cookies! No offense Maggintons, but you don't taste as good as Kaya did. She tasted like pudding cups. Your kinda salty.

Also, thanks for finding my phone. My friend is distestic. His text never make sense.

"