A Day at the Office

[Kristian002]

Yes, another day at Furries Incorperated: By furries, for furries. White walls lined with cubicles sing the mundane song of the office life.

Kristian loosened his tie and typed at his computer desk in a crowded cubicle. He wiped a few drops of sweat from his brow and sent a quick email to his boss, which said:

"Hey, boss, I've been working in this office for 8 years and I still don't know what this company does... care to explain?"

And he awaited a response, which eventually came:

"...good question! I'm not sure what we do either! I'll tell you when I find out. For now, just keep typing stuff! Back to work! I expect a report on whatever the heck you want at my desk by five!"

[wahstimber]

"you know, you could just try doing nothing. That's what I do and I still get paid." timber chuckles as he looks over Kristian's shoulder. "and I am  never bored. It's not like your going to get anythingdone with only cup of coffe in you any way!" timber puts down what appears to be a large cup of black coffe on Kristian's desk. "maybe you will come to your senses after that!"

[Buddywolf]

Walks by swinging a glow stick and stops reading the email before it gets closed out
"He wants a report? You know its probably just gonna get deleted."
"its my 6th year here and all I ever type about is food. The boss doesn't seem to mind but I know he reads my reports. I saw him eating food I was talking about 2 days ago."

Catches the glow stick before it can hit the wall

[Kristian002]

"No thanks, I'm trying to quit" Kristian said before pushing the coffee away and turning to his report, which was now titled 'The Advantages and Disadvantages of Eating Pizza Crust-First'.

[Buddywolf]

"eating pizza crust first?..if you don't mind, I would like to read that when you are done. It sounds most interesting"

[wahstimber]

"'trying to quit' my tail! If you won't drink the coffe, we will have to find other means of waking you up." timber pulls out a zippo and lights  kristian's tail on fire

[Crazking]

Now that's not very nice manners to be lighting someone elses tail on fire
*puts out fire* now I just write what comes into my head like a report entirely based on rocks or pineapples!
I find it fun describing things idk about you but description is nice I think so anyway
*gives Kristian a musli bar* how about this ?

[wahstimber]

"one of these days, you people are going to drive me over the deep end." timber shakes his head and walks back to his desk.

Returns a few seconds later with two large, unmarked bottles filled with clearliquid. "want to have some fun? This stuff is about as iliegal as you can get!"

[Buddywolf]

Looking at timber  "Is it illegal in mexico too?"

[wahstimber]

"well, its a combination of whiskey, meth, and acid... so yeah i would say that it is probably ileagle every where except maybe the Moon." timber pops the cork on one bottle and takes a swig, and then hands the other bottle to his co-worker. "this should be an interesting day. probably wont get that report done."

[Self-sain]

*a purple fox runs and takes one of the bottles and jumps on top of the computers and starts to laugh erratically* mine mine tis all mine *a squirrel climbs out of the coat pocket and takes it away* .... *they intensely stair at each other*

[wahstimber]

"&&&& is that a purple fox? I think I am already drunk!" timber takes another swig out of the first bottle.

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~Tezztor

[Self-sain]

*sain throws a cup at wahstimber*

[wahstimber]

"YOU LITTLE ****! I GONNA BEAT SOME PURPLE FOX TAIL!" timber vaults over Kristian's desk to chase after sain, and knocks over the coffee  which spills all over Kristian.

Do no use curse words, even partial ones.
~Tezztor

[Kristian002]

Kristian shrugs "I'm too tired to react to the infernal pain of a seeping hot cup of coffee spilling all over my lap", he said as he apathetically typed nonsensical bull-honky into his report. "I'm taking a lunch break, who's in?"