Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Karma Moonshadow]

Granted and you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I glowed in the dark.

[.: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :.]

Granted but you are kidnapped for medical testing.

I wish I could shrink and grow to whatever size I want.

[Tyla]

Granted, but you're under the limitation that you can not swap your size for the next week.

I wish I was a plush toy. |3

[Mr. Magic Man]

granted but then you spontaneously combust but then tiny children nom on you with their half gummed teeth and rip out your stuffing before giving you to their sick dog who drools all over you. and all of this is happening in a daycare.

i wish for a hamburger that tasted like a hotdog

[Karma Moonshadow]

Granted, but the bun tastes like plastic.

I wish I had a cute little long-eared jerboa for a pet.

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted, but it's a pyromaniac.

I wish I could find a boyish dance to dance to.

[Mr. Magic Man]

granted, but every time you try to perform said dance, you break everything near you and always fall strait on your face. and it is IMPOSSIBLE to ever get good at the dance cause it's CG-i.

i wish i didn't have those Déjà vu moments all the time.

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted, but.......
........................
a rabid cat attacks you I DONT KNOW >,<


I wish I knew what CG-i meant.

[.: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :.]

granted, but now you dont know anything else.

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Fly Boy]

Granted, but everything else aches.

I wish there was no such thing as summer homework.

[Karma Moonshadow]

Granted, but now there's spring break homework, and also christmas break homework and labor day homework too.

I wish I had a hot tub in my house.

[Mr. Magic Man]

granted but it's oversized and there is no walking room, also the water is so hot it scalds you every time.

i wish earth 9 would explode already

[Fly Boy]

Earth 9 explodes, but you're on it and you don't find the treasure.

I wish i could find a well paying job as a teenager.

Granted, but now there's spring break homework, and also christmas break homework and labor day homework too.

That already exists 

[.: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :.]

Granted, you find it but then lose it to someone else who is better qualified.

I wish I had some strawberry milk

[Mr. Magic Man]

granted but it is spoiled to being sludge

i wish people didn't beat Pokemon instantly after they bought it.