Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Egan]

Granted, but its Riddled with typo's and "lulzspeak"

I wish I could poop a rainbow.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but it never ends, leaving a traceable trail of multi-colored excrement.

I wish chickens could talk.

[Egan]

Granted, but the speak swahili.

I wish my jeans fit.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Yes, but you can't take them off and they will forever chafe.

I wish Nascar was more like Speed Racer.

[Egan]

Granted, but afterwards speed racer becomes like nascar.

I wish more people would play.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you're not going to like the results. (not even joking)

I wish pooping was easier.

[Mr. Magic Man]

granted, but you get explosive diarrhea and can never leave a toilet ever.

i wish i could find my pencil...

[Egan]

Granted, but after its lights on fire.

I wish Jersey shore never existed.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but three other spin-offs will be made in its place.

I wish the woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.

[Egan]

Granted, but the ChuckWood exists and Chucks wood.

I wish every movie was in 3D.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, as the scenes will be live, and millions will die each year whenever they see a horror movie or an action film.

I wish magic was just a form of energy, rather than faith based.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but no one will ever use it because they will die from using it.

I wish all foods were tastier.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but no one could tell the difference because they are all tastier than before.

I wish Chuck Norris would go bald within the next three months.

[Fly Boy]

Granted, But he can still roundhouse kick you in the face.

I wish I'd have energy even if I skipped breakfast.

[Mr. Magic Man]

granted but every other meal or snack makes you collapse

i wish i wish i was a fish