Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Alexei]

Granted, but now everyone else is in a bad mood.

I wish that I didn't have school tommorow.

[CrazyCat]

Granted, but now you don't get an education and spend the rest of your life working in McDonalds.

I wish John Lennon was still alive.

[Alexei]

Granted, but he becomes depressed with the amount of shitty music out today and kills himself.
(R.I.P. John)  :'(

I wish that I didn't make myself said really easily

[CrazyCat]

Granted, but now you make everyone else sad.

I wish I hadn't done that.

[Alexei]

Granted, but then you realise that you shouldn't have regrets.

I wish that my head didn't hurt

[CrazyCat]

Granted, but you now have arthritis.

I wish I was more agile.

[Alexei]

Granted, but you're forced to be annoying like sonic

I wish that there weren't so many halo fanboys in m class.

[CrazyCat]

Granted, now they're MW2 fanboys.

I wish Call of Duty games were more realistic.

[Alexei]

Granted, but they're so realistic that you have to go through boot camp and get yelled at by this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfccLO6-YL0

I wish that I could multitask.

[CrazyCat]

Granted, but you suck at it.

I wish that... umm, I forgot.

[Alexei]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish s I can't grant you one.

I wish I could draw.

[CrazyCat]

Granted, but your drawings look like they were made by a 5 year old.

I wish I could think of a good wish with minor setbacks.

[Alexei]

Granted, but the minor setbacks are actually huge setbacks.

I wish the voices in my head would go away.

[CrazyCat]

*awkward silence ensues*

I wish that door wasn't broken.

[Alexei]

Granted, but now your wall is broken.

I wish for a million more wishes!