Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Philly Tanuki]

Granted but you are hated because you are the only one in the world that likes it.

I wish I had some mac and cheese

[Niala Ornitier]

granted but it is mouldy!!!

i wish i understood will ferel's comdedic approach and why it's funny >.<

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but your sense of humor will conform to his.

I wish I was on Survivor.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but it's reality and hardly a TV show.

I wish my computer would stop lagging on some sites.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but it'll lag for normal operations.

I wish for a cash advance on my paycheck.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but as your pay was increased someone stole your car.

I wish I had better free weights to work with.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

(Joke's on you, I don't have a car)
Granted, but you get crushed by them.

I wish I was Captain Picard.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but you get sued every time you face palm someone.

I wish my I could play the guitar a bit faster.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but the strings break every time.

I wish for my own Enterprise.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but your Enterprise will be a collectors item.

I wish I could WIN the game.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but it'll take 4 lifetimes.

I wish to have my own lieutenant Worf.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but he's some sweaty guy in poorly designed outfit.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, you're dead.

i wish I can be my fursona.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but you'll every day that goes by you'll get progressively more feral and lose touch with the reality of civilization.

I wish a deity would show him, or herself, and explain the  meaning of existence.

[Buddywolf]

Wish granted but it was not in a known language so non of it was understood.

I wish I was on vacation.