Game [Ruin a Wish]

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but everyone that joins after you levels up to godly levels

I wish I had hands

[Buddywolf]

Wish granted but they are all gummies that are collecting mold from being old

I wish I had a dollar.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it's just a monopoly game dollar.

I wish I had a woof

[Tyla]

Granted, but  you lost everything else!

I wish I was a walking talking kitty plushie!

[Moongaze]

Granted, but you lack plush.

I wish I could have Nevermore's new album before it comes out

[Tyla]

Granted, but it doesn't actually come out... and then it's stolen from you!

I wish my cup could accumulate at least 4 gallons of tea.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but there's a hole in the bottom.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but they throw defecation at you for being human.

I wish there was moar Tyla kitteh

[Moongaze]

Granted, but now she's attached to you.

I wish I had moar cowbell.

[Resa F]

Granted, but it's still attached to a cow. AN ANGRY COW

I wish I was in Scotland already

[Moongaze]

Granted, but once there you'll be escorted back on a plane home.

I wish I could jump really high for no reason.

[Tyla]

Granted, but you can't stop jumping!

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you are led in the wrong dimension and you end up with the mighty boosh.

I wish I had a double action switchblade 8D

[Moongaze]

Granted, but the blades are rusted.

I wish I had a PRS 513

[White Wolf Guardian]

Wish granted, but it turns out to be a counterfeit.

I wish for a foxhat