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['Project Zeta']

Oh, how I would love to be in your shoes. -_- I'm planning on moving off-planet as soon as I can.

[Akula Filiko]

Where are you gonna go? Do you think Earth is suitable?

['Project Zeta']

Not sure. From what I've overheard from scientists, Earth doesn't sound all that good. Maybe I'll head down to LV-109. I hear it's really nice during the summers.

[Akula Filiko]

I'd like to go to other planets someday. Maybe you can show me around your planet someday.

Or maybe not cause your mom might not like that.

['Project Zeta']

Yeah, that's probably not the best of ideas. If my siblings don't mess with you, my mom will. She likes latching onto newcomers and...well...making new siblings. And before you ask, it's not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.

[Akula Filiko]

I've seen archival footage of what happens. It's not pleasant in any way.

Was that how...you were born?

['Project Zeta']

Mhm. I think my host was a female colonial marine. About a few hours after my mom got out. From what she tells me, it wasn't all that hard to break free. Humans are funny that way, in the means of how they think they can control something they think they know. *shrugs*

[Akula Filiko]

Yeah humans shouldn't attempt to control something as powerful as a Xenomorph. I know I never would. Watching the footage makes you all look horrifying. But being friends with you has made me realize that you aren't really evil at all.

['Project Zeta']

Wait, wait, wait, I got that story all wrong. My bad. Disadvantage of having a hivemind, it seems. So much going on, you can't hear yourself think. *facepalms* I was a test project, one of thirty-nine different subjects. Thirteen in three different classes, if I remember correctly. I was the last of the A class, the A's being the most likely to develop a bond with an outside organism. I have no real memory of my host, so he/she was probably just some poor sap Weyland/Yutani picked at random.

[Akula Filiko]

So were born out of a project?

What were the humans thinking?!?

['Project Zeta']

My guess is that they intended to raise select specimens as hunter-and-pet units, or something. You know, like a master and his dog. But what they often fail to realize is that there is always something more clever, cunning, and willing to kill than they are. *sighs* They never accept the truth, even when it's breaking open their chest from the inside.

[Akula Filiko]

And why do they keep interacting with you? It seems like after the first time they would leave you be.

To be honest, that's pretty rude. They should stop hunting you down. You don't deserve to be killed by a stupid human.

['Project Zeta']

Ha! I think that, with all I've done to them, they've gone past the containment stage and have decided to send in marines to clean out the facility so Weyland can start from scratch. And to be honest, I like the sport. Most of them give me good hunting practice, though some marines just aren't ready for this kind of thing. I suppose it's only a matter of time 'till they get so fed up with their failed attempts and their enourmous body count that they'll just obliterate the entire planet, facilities and all. That's what they did on LV-426. But they've got something here that they didn't on 426: Me. *thumbs up*

[Akula Filiko]

Well I hope nothing bad happens to you. I would hate to lose a friend. I really hope they don't obliterate the planet.

Worst-case scenario, if they do, you are more than welcome to stay with me. My home will always be open to you. And if anyone tries to hurt you, I will hurt them. You can count on that.

['Project Zeta']

Very cool, man. Thanks. *friendly hug* Thought I wouldn't worry too much about it. LV-212 is one of the largest W-Y facilities in the galaxy. There's way too much information and undecoded data for Weyland-Yutani to simply bomb to kingdom come. Think of it like an infected leg. You'd rather wait and see if the infection will heal itself before thinking about cutting off the leg.

Well, I need to get to sleep. Need to go scouting tomorrow. Have a good one, mate. *scurries up the wall into darkness*