Just Gets Better and Better

[Self-sain]

Turns every one into powerless miniature buddy wolfs

[Buddywolf]

AHH! to many mini-mes.
*Turns them all back into original selfs*
*Turns sain into Austin Powers*

[Self-sain]

Eh gag man *turns self into the negotiator*

[Buddywolf]

hmm...naw, that doesn't suit you.
*Turns sain into chuck noris*
There you go 

[Self-sain]

*kicks buddy through a wall* humph *turns self into arnold schwarzeneeger* ah get to the choper

[Buddywolf]

owch! that was uncool.
*Turns sain into a green fox*

[Self-sain]

My nachos

[Arrant]

Develops a new R-Virus and infects himself with it, turning his arms into giant pocket knives and cutting every can in the world.

[Buddywolf]

 
I don't like being cut so I am sorry good friend but I will have to inject you with the antidote.
*Looks around for the antidote*
Ok so I don't have it. Magic time!
*Says a strange word and poof! Arrant's arms are back to normal*

[Arrant]

Summons an all-powerful magician, then picks him up and throws him at Buddy and curses as the elderly spell-caster falls to the floor unconscious. "You win this round..."

[Buddywolf]

Just looks at the bad throw standing up all proud and mighty. "well I think you need two things. One, a younger mage. two, a better throwing arm." Looks up at arrant "Naw, I am to tiered to clame this victory so it is yours if you want it"  starts walking to the paradise inn.

[Arrant]

Arrant jumps up cheering and freezes in midair as a completely random tune plays in the background.

[Alice The Necrofox]

watches all this with splicer friends.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

*freezes and bashes splicer friends*

[Niala Ornitier]

*Turns self back into self*
That was awesome niala
*Turns niala into a fluffy polar bear*

*tries to catch all of muh goldfish*