Counting to 1,000,000

[Luggz]

16,013

It won't last

[Aoren Deringer]

16 014
Of course not.
 
Luggz, which of us is more insnae do you think? We need a definitive measure.

[Luggz]

16, 015

I'm insane? I thought I was just eccentric

[Aoren Deringer]

16 016
 
You left eccentric behind long ago Insane is better!

[Luggz]

16,017

I need to get a new certificate then

[Aoren Deringer]

16 018
 
You can buy them at Radio Shack.

[Luggz]

16,019

You can get them by runnig naked through the Houses of Parliment shouting "giants ants are eating my head!"

[Aoren Deringer]

16 020
 
Well yes, but then you have to compete with a prime minister who manages to leave small children in pubs.
 
So you'd need to throw squid at people, and that gets expensive.

[Luggz]

16,021

not if you grow your own in your kitchen sink, they clean dishes really well

[Aoren Deringer]

16 022
True! And then you can use the ink to escape the cops!

[Luggz]

16,023
and write letters in the padded cell, they don't let you have pens you know

[Aoren Deringer]

16 024
True that.
Of course no padded cell could contain you xD

[Beatnory]

16 025

[Luggz]

16,026

Well I don't mean to blow my own trumpet but I am a good nommer

[Aoren Deringer]

16 027
 
xD I can see it now. The guards leave for the night, and when they come back the only thing going through their heads is "How did a ralley start in the cell block?!" And "did he eat the other prisoners..?!"