Counting to 1,000,000

[Cifero Windtail]

11857

I have no idea what to post right now.

[Aloneness]

11858

Post something O.o if you don't post we'll never make it to 1 million O.o~!!!

[Fly Boy]

11859

This is a Great post
I'm making a post here: Huge Success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

The Furry Forums.
We do what we want, because, we can.
For the good of all of us except the ones who are trolls

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
We just keep on trying 'till we run out of Cake!
And the Posting gets done and we get nothing else done
To disprove all of the big troll-ers!

Fail attempt at making an adaptation the credits song from Portal. 

[Aloneness]

11900 points for trying ... i mean 10 points ... good attempt though ^^

[Fly Boy]

11861

You skipped 11860 to 11899 

[Aloneness]

11862 ... see thats how bad i wanna get to 1 million

[Fly Boy]

11863

Using my skills of maths, I think we have around another 100 years at the current rate.

[Aloneness]

11864 Hahaha NEVER ~!!! I WILL LIVE TO SEE 1 Million On Here*makes an army of bot accounts so they can post 100,000 times a week on here*

Spoiler for Hidden:

It will take 13.7 Years to get to 1 million if we have an avg of 20 post per day

[Fly Boy]

11865

Considering the overall rate in this thread from it's conception, it's been roughly 18 months since this was started equaling about 547.875 Days (Considering 1 year or 12 months has 365.25 days). Then we have reached said number above this paragraph (11865) in that time frame so we have had an average of 21.656 posts per day on this thread. If we continue that rate it will take 45628.69 days or about 125 years. But then I did the cross multiplying method (11865/547.875=1,000,000/X days)(11865X=547,875,000) to reach 46175.727 days or about 126 years. Either way It will need to take a while to get to 1 Million.

You might want to check your decimal places 

[Aloneness]

11866 *Using MS Calculator* I put 100K instead of 1 Mill

[Fly Boy]

11867

That'll do it 

[Cifero Windtail]

11868

That was Mathtastic!

[Karma Moonshadow]

*randomly pops head in and says*- 11869

@_@

[Cifero Windtail]

11870

These are my modified "Boombox" lyrics.

[Andy Sahmburg]
Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed
The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose
There's no way these people will ever cut loose

But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high
And what happened next, will blow your mind

[Julian Casablancas]
Everything got outta control
The music was so entrancing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people dancing

[Sahmburg]
Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around their necks are like a hangman's noose
In the middle of the table there's a boiled goose

The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never dance, yeah that's what you think
I stride in the room all young and hip
Hold up my boombox and say listen to this

[Julian Casablancas]
Then everyone started to move
People rejoiced instead of financing
Your preconceived notions were shattered
By these super old white people dancing

[Sahmburg]
The Big Apple, where people never dance
Spirits go down while profits expand
The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice
The street vendors peddling their boiled goose
So many types of people they'll never get along
Till I bust out my boombox and play this song

[Julian Casablancas]
The music washed away all their hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of daaaancing
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh !
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh !
I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman

[Sahmburg]
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base
And what happened next was a total disgrace

[Julian Casablancas]
Everybody started making out
The music was way too powerful
Old people kissing like Jacob and Edward
It was disgusting to say the least
Oh!
A boombox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a boombox
This was a cautionary tale
A boombox is not a toy


Take that, Twilight series. 

[icy wolf]

11871

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