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[HellEye]

161,015

I'm bad with directions. I'd be glad if people stopped asking.
Not that I don't like it, but I feel bad if I can't help

[Brisky]

161,016

I'm quite good at it.

Or, well, quite good with knowing directions. I can't tell if the people I give directions actually make it to their destinations, ofcourse!

[Michen_S]

1 + 6 / 1 - 0 + 1 = 7

People tend to either think of me as either friendly, completely nuts, or just ignore me. I only try to look somewhat scary when I'm out in the dark so people are more likely to leave me alone.

[HellEye]

161,018

I've got the issue of not knowing places I should know. So everyone expects me to know the directions to x and I'm not sure at all

[Trixsie Vixen]

161019

Thanks Trixsie, someone on the street looked at me weirdly as I laughed

Then my work here is done 

[Michen_S]

1 ^ 6 + 1 - 0 - 2 = 0

I try to help them if I can, but it's not often that I can...

[HellEye]

161,021

Yea same here.
No, don't go! There's so many more jokes

[Trixsie Vixen]

161022


I think I accidentally left my brain in another body.


Is that a thing?

[HellEye]

161,023

Yea, movies do that all the time.

[Michen_S]

1 ^ 6 + 1 - 0 + 2 = 4

Yeah, I guess Hollywood movie producers are the best people to ask.
Or people who make Nickelodeon series...

[HellEye]

161,025

I need food. I'll go get food.

[Michen_S]

-1 + 6 - 1 + 0 + 2 = 6

I wish life always was that simple sometimes...

[HellEye]

161,027

Yea, it doesn't work like that usually

[Trixsie Vixen]

161028


I need...


...to know what I need.


Um...
 

[HellEye]

161,029

*gives cookies* dis?