Counting to 1,000,000

[The Past]

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DEAR ARCEUS SAVE OUR SOULS

[Firox]

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There is a six

[The Past]

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More sixes are always good. But here's a seven.

[Cheza]

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ARCEUS CLAIMS TO BE A GOD BUT CANNOT BE A BIRD TYPE.
UNLIKE MISSINGNO. NORMAL/BIRD = ANGEL = DIVINITY = GOD.

[The Past]

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That reminds me! When I was a kid, I designed an appearance for Missingno that's honestly pretty cute. I want to recycle it for something.

[Cheza]

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Personally I love how MissingNo can appear to use the sprites of those pokemon skeletons you see in the museum if your name in game has the right characters in the right spots.

[The Past]

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It really is cool. I've been wanting to mess around with Missingno on my Pokemon Red cartridge but it's such a tricky pain to pull off. There were some easy save-related glitches I managed to experiment with but it's so easy to mess it up completely and need to start over again.

[Cheza]

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I've been wanting to try the Mew glitch.
I'm trying to remember to avoid certain trainers during my current virtual console playthrough of Red, as apparently all glitches have been left in the game.
They won't let you transfer Mew from Red to the PokéBank tho, because that'd be too much fun I guess. *Sad kantele*


I've also done the Glitch city... well, glitch.
It's a pretty pointless one, but it sure made younger me feel like a total 1337 H4xX0ru5.

[Brisky]

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>Be me, go to highschool.

>Write start command, and a link to [REDACTED] in a .bat file. (text command in wordpad application) Then change the icon from the .bat icon to an empty folder one.

>"Hey (friend), I can't open this file."

>(Friend) tries to opens file, goes straight to [REDACTED] website, everyone laughs their ass off. Succesfull prank.

>Get's called to school manager, everyone super angry, parents called, police get involved, because some dorks thought that I had "H4Xx3d the computers"

[The Past]

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Seriously?

[Brisky]

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Yes, seriously...

Eventually, however, I was called to go to the IT managers office. (It was quite a large school, they had one of those) "to assess the damage", and I had told him what I did to make it happen, and he realised just how unbelievable basic and harmless the thing was that I've done, and just gave me a very friendly little rant on how I shouldn't get deeper into it, because it's very, very illegal...

Soo, that was the sudden, and abrupt ending of that. No criminal records gained!

[Cheza]

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Meh, we had police get involved because someone sat with their shoes up on a sofa-thing at school and the cushions got a bit dirty.
Apparently that was brutal vandalism.
(At that school we weren't supposed to wear shoes indoors at all, with the exception for mandatory indoor sandals. How someone even managed to get from the main entrance to the library with their outdoor shoes on without getting caught is mildly impressive in its own right as they'd have to pass both the teacher's break room, the janitor's cleaning supply room, and the janitor's break room to even get there.)


I remember we all also had to fill in anonymous slips of paper where you were supposed to either write an anonymous confession or say if you saw whodunnit.
We also lost our "indoor break privileges" and had to go outside for 15 minutes after each lesson again from that point onwards.


This was a small school with 100-200 students at most.
Someone must have been really, really, REALLY bored to turn some dirty sofa cushions into a murder investigation.


_{I still believe it was a teacher who did it.
The library was pretty close to the teachers break room, and they could no longer have their 15 minutes of total complete silence and freedom of annoying teenage kids every 45 minutes anymore when we were granted indoor breaks.
*Tinfoil hat intensifies*}

[Brisky]

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Either that, or extremely butthurt that someone didn't follow the rules.

That happends more often.

Point here is more how unbelievably oblivious all the staff were, involving computers, on a school wich was supposed to be "modern and progressive"...

[TenOfSwords]

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Good morning everyone.

[Brisky]

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Yes, this morning is just splendiferous...

Having to boardhop for 15 minutes before spending another 45 in low-energy shift having to haul passengers to a port with an arrival point of 1.8 million Ls...

But eh, it makes good money, soo... (I'm beginning to see the point of Elite turning people into soulless creatures...)

How are you, m8?