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[Brisky]

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IIIIIIII, err, suppose, It'd still be recommended to bring gloves next time? But you probebly already get that... :I

Maybe if you hurry you can still scrub all the cancerous chemical dyes off your mitts with some dishwashing soap and coffee pulp. That's actually what both me and my dad use to scrub motor-oil and gear grease off our hands, and it works like a charm!

[Cheza]

155,996


But I DID bring a glove! Forgot the other one at home somehow.


And I kinda doubt that's how it works I'm fairly certain I'm more at risk of developing cancer from my daily usage of roll-on deodorant than by my twice a week exposure to random dyes.
I also seem to have an allergy to my current set of gloves as I've developed weird rashes on my hands from using them. And here I thought latex allergies were exclusive to men...


Also, baking soda is the best for getting random stubborn crap off your hands. Baking soda + vinegar for the super stubborn stuff.

[Trixsie Vixen]

155997


Doesn't that make a volcano?


Well, a mini-volcano...


Can you imagine me as a sheep?  That would be funny.

[Brisky]

155,996
And here I thought latex allergies were exclusive to men...

Spoiler for Hidden:

Subtle... Very, very subtle...
As long as you didn't make that to, for whatever reason, associate such abject attempts to go with me...

Anyway, I guess soda+vinegar could work just as well for that... But I'm not shure (really, I have no idea) if that has the same sand paper'y working as that does...

And yeah, I hope you're right...

Would like to be around this forum in about 10 years to find out you haven't cought a cancer!

[Cheza]

155,999


T'is but a stupid immature joke :P


It's not really sandpapery at all, so it's perfect for my delicate soft tiny woof-paws.
But it works! Just wet your hands, slap on some soda, rub it in for a bit, rinse, and repeat as necessary.


Can't guarantee anything, my mother had cancer a few years ago and that makes me ~3 times as likely to catch it.
I lead a much healthier life than she does tho so I don't really care.

[Brisky]

156,000

Spoiler for Hidden:

Sorry...

I just can't help but feel a bit offended when I hear jokes like that, because I frequently see things like it, and worse, not being said as a joke, around me, and it never fails to scrape away a little chunk of faith in my gender, and to make me feel a little ashamed of the banana in my pocket... :I

Yeah, 3 times fuc5 at all is still fuc5 at all... As long as you don't sleep with a live radar installation next to your crotch, you should be fine...

Or a giant metal processing plant just north of your town... You get the point, I guess...

[Cheza]

155,001


Sorry if it offended you. And anyone else too.


With all the things I've seen (online) about how women supposedly are/are supposed to be (said by other women), it's mildly amazing I haven't cancelled my internet/stopped leaving my house a long time ago.
I'd say these kinds of things do go both ways.

[Brisky]

155,002

oh, no, don't put on yourself! Like I said, I only over-reacted a little bit../ Jokes are jokes, and given my past, I should know better than not to shamelessly go along with humour punched in my direction!

Now I can't help but feel like I should ask if that was meant to be some sort of affront to my manners. But I can assure that, even if my mother hadn't tought me to stay far away from vulgair practices such as those, then for a lady as exquisite as you, I would make an exeption!

Now! That's much better, than to be stepped on my toes, isn't it? Although, quite the rollercoaster, I still am...

It must be that top-hat that Eevee gave me... It's starting to grow on me... Grow into me... Yes... I can feel it's fine fabric tentacles squirm all inside my head. Spilling earl-grey all over the place! That must be why I'm acting soo weird today!

Ah, well! If you'll excuse me... I need to go find myself a rather big tin of biscuits!

[Michen_S]

15.6003%

You were 1k off. Now I'm offended.
(Not really, I fixed it for you though.)

[Brisky]

156,004

Wasn't me!

runs away

[Cheza]

156,005


OH NOES!!!!
I messed up the count!
I have brought shame and dishonour over my family!

[Brisky]

156,006

Quick!!! Find an equally lame excuse as a latex-allergy!!!

[Michen_S]

15.6007%

Too late now.

[Cheza]

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There are no excuses!
All that is left for me now, is sudoku!
That'll teach me the importance of getting numbers in their right places! >->

[Michen_S]

15.6009%

Yes, seems like an appropriate punishment.