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Just sitting here, counting as well...
Was browsing trough the roleplay thingy when I saw something about being teleported to a (?)dimension(?) where everyone is their fursona and such.
Now I'm just thinking about how good of an entry it could be by coming in with a helicopter.
Because the magnetic induction / radiation from the teleportation causes the helicopter's engines to fail, forcing the pilot to make a full-down autorotation whilst not having acclimated to his new "Furry" body, wich won't end well, resulting in the heli crashing into the ground, rolling over, with the rotor blades hitting the ground and breaking off, and such.
And then, when the rolling fuselage has violently bashed to a halt into a stray tree, flames coming out the exhausts, kerosine gushing all over the wreckage, it is engulfed in a hellish bath of flames from the fuel, having leaked all over the place.
Nothing ruins the Happy-vibe more than people burning to death, when you try to teleport them into your happy, furry world.
And it also makes me wonder why I'm such a lugubrious writer.
Although, I should add, that would I seriously be contributing to a roleplay of such, I wouldn't let the pilot burn to death. That'd be a little bit of a premature ending, and a completely uninvited downer way-to-roll.
But still tho. Jeez...
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