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Offline Ara Av-Toa

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148125 on: April 28, 2017, 09:48:08 AM »
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Hm? Oh, you were right.
*Stares more*

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148126 on: April 28, 2017, 10:19:21 AM »
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Yeah, it happens occasionally.

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148127 on: April 28, 2017, 11:46:06 AM »
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Creepy sheep stare...
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148128 on: April 28, 2017, 12:13:37 PM »
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Ever seen a goat stare?

Seriously, I get why those are commonly seen as the embodyment of frigging satan...

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148129 on: April 28, 2017, 12:15:34 PM »
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Never noticed that. But then again, never looked goat in the eyes.
Different topic: yup, there's actually snow in my backyard.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148130 on: April 28, 2017, 12:17:34 PM »
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Sheep are actually the farm animals I like the least irl.
My grandparents used to let farmers bring their sheep to their isle to have them there grazing during the summer.
Most of them were friendly, and some even got so tame that they'd come up and play with me and my brother whenever we went out to the isle and we found the herd.
Then one decided to try and headbutt me down a hill, completely unprovoked, and I've been having a hard time trusting them since >_>
(Or well, it's not really all -that- bad, got nothing against sheep and wish no harm upon them or anything, but I've decided that "sheep trying to assassinate woof" is a too funny scenario to just forget about like that, so I'm going to keep holding grudges and stuff for personal lulz. I will admit the thing was quite startling back when it did happen tho, because it was completely unexpected and stuff.)
YOU HEAR THAT, RANDOM SHEEP FROM WAY BACK IN TIME?! I TRUSTED YOU!!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!! *Dramatic pose and stuff*


Just a random stupid story about creepy sheep.


Was snowy here not too long ago too, but not anymore.
*Jinxed*

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148131 on: April 28, 2017, 12:20:22 PM »
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Back at home, my nearest neighbour keeps sheep, and their fence has a hole big enough for a dog to fit through.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148132 on: April 28, 2017, 12:22:31 PM »
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My father had an utterly genius fix to that...

We were out with my grandparents in some part near farmlands or something. And he got bored and climbed a fence to a pieve of land with some sheep on it.

One of the sheep started moving as if he was about to charge him, and my father just bowed down staring at the sheep as if he was going to charge back.

You could just see the "Oh shit" reaction on that sheeps face as he ran away. That was awesome and hilarious.

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148133 on: April 28, 2017, 12:24:21 PM »
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I've been assassinated by a rooster once. I think I was like 3 or 4 then. But grandma saved me from my demise.
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148134 on: April 28, 2017, 12:31:11 PM »

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How do you mean, assasinated?

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148135 on: April 28, 2017, 12:35:34 PM »
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...The evil chicken is real?! o-o
*Obscure computer game reference*

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148136 on: April 28, 2017, 12:36:33 PM »
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Normally I would get the reference... but I don't.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148137 on: April 28, 2017, 12:37:35 PM »
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As in he jumped at me for no reason. For a 4 year old it's quite traumatic
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148138 on: April 28, 2017, 12:46:10 PM »
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Suppose that's why everybody loves chicken filet...

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #148139 on: April 28, 2017, 12:46:42 PM »
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Yea. Gotta love my chicken
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


 

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