Counting to 1,000,000

[Michen_S]

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Oh that's nice. You're doing a good job.

[HellEye]

148,660

Yea. I don't know how to do the next thing though but that's usually the case. I'll make it somehow

[Michen_S]

148,661

I'm sure you're a smart enough foxy to be able to work something out.

[HellEye]

148,662

Nuuu not smart >.<

[TenOfSwords]

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You are smart, don't let anyone tell you otherwise, HellEye. Even yourself.

[HellEye]

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If I'm not smart I shouldn't listen to myself. But that would mean I am smart. But that would mean I should listen to myself ahhhh a paradox!
Rip phone signal. My Choo Choo went through a tunnel

[TenOfSwords]

148,665

Well, there's another paradox to add to my list... when I find a third one. The only other paradox I know of is "This statement is false"

[Cheza]

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Pinocchio saying "My nose will grow"?

[Michen_S]

148,667

Query: can God create a rock They can't lift?

[Cheza]

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If a piece of toast always lands with the buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you tie a piece of toast onto the back of a cat and then drop it?

[TenOfSwords]

If a piece of toast always lands with the buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you tie a piece of toast onto the back of a cat and then drop it?

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Answer: Anti-Gravity machine.

[HellEye]

148,670

Hehe some so hard and philosophical and then there's cat and toast.

[Brisky]

148,671

Actually, since the toast is powered by recorded tradition, and the cat by gyroscopic forces, the cat will win and it'll land on it's feet.

Sorry for the inconvenience...

[Michen_S]

148,672

Too bad the cat and toast one is so easy to answer scientifically.

[HellEye]

148,673

Yea. Takes away from the fun.