Counting to 1,000,000

[Michen_S]

1,000,000 / 6.77258997

Seems about right.

[Cheza]

147,655


My plans are the bestest.

[Michen_S]

147,656

Of course they are, Chez. Of course they are.

[Cheza]

147,657


I knew it!
*Randomly decides to chase butterflies*

[Michen_S]

147,658

Don't fall off a cliff.

[HellEye]

147,659

I'm afraid that's exactly what will happen

[Cheza]

147,660


Hah, that'd be stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii_{iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......}

[Michen_S]

147,661

Cheza? Are you okay?
I hope dogs have nine lives...

[Cheza]

147,662


*Flies right back up*


Yes, thankfully evolution has made woofs woofproof!
...Mostly, at least... >->'

[HellEye]

147,663

Derp proof? Pretty cool. I could use that.

[Michen_S]

147,664

I wish I was snowcat-proof.

[HellEye]

147,665

Snowcats aren't as derpy though

[Cheza]

147,666


Yeah, I guess that's another way to put it.


Tho woofproof is more along the lines of "made so that woofs cannot access/harm/destroy/injure it", meaning it applies to stuff like bottle caps, high shelves, felines and a bunch of other things rather than simply derp proof. I guess it's more fitting to compare it to childproof stuff.

[Michen_S]

147,667

Wait, since when am I woofproof?

[Cheza]

147,668


Since the dawn of woof.
Felines are not to be questioned or challenged.
A cat once told me that (or well, cat has told me that more than once), so it's got to be true.
Especially as cat was both bigger and with sharper and bigger teeth than me.
Oh, and claws.
Must not forget about the claws.