Counting to 1,000,000

[Michen_S]

140,816

It used to be an average of about 40 each day before you came along. We're still doing better than we did before.

Well, that and we are in a slow period right now...

[HellEye]

140,817

Yeah, you're right. We gotta keep going or we'll completely stop

[Mrdwaggy]

140,818


What's so bad about stopping?
We just pick up the flag again

[Michen_S]

140,818

We're still going significantly faster than last year. And not to mention, we did already broke the record for the fastest year by far.

[Mrdwaggy]

140,820


The way its named you'd think breaking a record would be bad

[HellEye]

140,821

Yeah actually. Like breaking a leg.

[Michen_S]

140,822

Look, humanity is weird. There are a few things I've given up to understand becasue they don't make any sense even when trying to explain it.

[HellEye]

140,823

We all know that.

[Mrdwaggy]

140,824


Humanity can be explained away by psychology and physics and science.
Most of the time.
Bit when it comes to naming things.... Ooh they're not so good at it

[HellEye]

140,825

*looks at half of foreign city names*

[Michen_S]

140,826

I've saw an article in a magazine stating how popular Dutch sayings about animals should be. One of those sayings actually came from a Dutch rap song.

[Mrdwaggy]

140,827


Now that's news and media and that's 1000000x worse then anything else humans dooo

[Michen_S]

140,828

Yeah, that same article suggested we should rename 'as stubborn as a donkey' to 'as stubborn as a human'

Disclaimer: I do not own the article, nor the rights to publish it. All sayings made in this post are literal translations from Dutch to English and thus might have several minor translation miskaets.

[HellEye]

140,829

I love how you spell mistakes wrong every time

[Michen_S]

140,830

I always do it on purrpose. I think I have about four ways to write 'missteaks' by now.
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