139,594
Okay then.
August 31, 1995
11/15/2003
Wednesday, January the second
05-03-97
Here you go.
You see, data translated to Dutch is still data. But Data in Dutch has two meanings, the other meaning dates (datums). Now one date (datum) has two plurals, one based on Latin (data) and the other based on Dutch (datums) grammar.
And now you also found an English translation joke.