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OK, I used a double negative because "I would never shoots nobody" should be "I would never shoot anybody" or "I would always shoot nobody". "I would never (negative 1) shoot nobody (negative 2)" really means "I would always shoot somebody"
The current English convention is to follow a logical/mathematical rule, but in the time of Shakespeare a double negative was used to give emphasis.
But I was doing it to be silly...