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Are you tired of nonexistence, living in the empty void of nothingness for all eternity? Sick of all those millenia spent waiting for something to happen? You should try life!
Common side effects of life are hyperventilating, occasional itchiness, lightheadedness, depression, boredom, occasional sudden mood changes, dizziness, and headaches. Rare but serious side effects include autism, cancer, sudden omnipresence, and anger at the world in general. Prolonged use may result in Alzheimer's, Muscle Loss, and sometimes death.
Ask your omnipotent deity about life now!