Counting to 1,000,000

[Grey]

61, 741

I broke my bed.

Don't ask me how I did it because I have no idea.

[George]

61,742
I can see how you'd break a bed

but you'd need my help.

[Grey]

61, 743


I guess it couldn't handle the strain.

[William Dynwood]

61744


  Well peepz, I gtg to work soon So count further without me!


 

[Grey]

61, 745


Good luck saving the galaxy.


Now I want chocolate.

[George]

61,746
What's a galaxy?

[Grey]

61, 747


Delicious and chocolatey.

[aperson1]

61,748

[Grey]

61, 749


That science though

[aperson1]

61,750

Such science
Very picture
Such doge.

wow.

[Grey]

61, 751


I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

I threw him into a pit of snuggly polar bears instead.

[George]

61,752
Just one.

[aperson1]

61,753

61,752
Just one.

Going too far north can result in many unintended consequences.

[Grey]

61, 754


Like freezing to death!

[aperson1]

61,755

Or being assaulted by the well-known burglar and child molester S. Claus. Most famous for having broken into almost every home in the world and routinely raiding items left on people's fireplaces. On many occasions abducting children who bear witness to his actions and erasing their memory. Authorities are baffled.