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*News broadcast jingle*
Good evening..
Today the same things that happened yesterday happened again, only in other locations.
The troops are retreating or advancing, depending on from what side you're observing them.
Then there was also a hydra sent to the guillotine and a woof arrested for staying up all night, writing stupid things and eating the wrong kind of cheese on a Monday. The woof denies everything and is expected to be released due to a lack of evidence.
That's all for tonight.
Hopefully this will never happen again ^-^