Counting to 1,000,000

[Grey]

60, 046


Wigglytuff are fluffy and hard to injure like me!

*Puts the fluffy tail belonging to me in Tim's face*

FEEL THE FLUFFY! FEEL IT!

[aperson1]

60,047

Okay this is starting to get...

Either way, *hides behind table*

[Tim Siguire]

60048


Oh Myyy, it is quite The Fluff indeed.
I could almost... *Nuzzles Grey's fluffy tail*
My hair is pretty pillow-worthy if you ask me.

[Grey]

60, 049


I use my tail as a pillow because normal pillows are overrated.

*Throws a cucumber at Aperson*

Eat your greens mister!

[aperson1]

60,050

*Eats the cucumber, and then starts to choke on it*

GHGAHGGHAGHGJHJAGHJAGH

[Grey]

60, 051

*Performs the Heimlich maneuver on Aperson*

You're supposed to chew!

[Tim Siguire]

60052


get his diaphragm, it'll put more pressure on the cucumber.


*Lies down playing with my hair, not fur*

[Grey]

60, 053


Cucumbers seem to be useful for choking people. Much like- never mind.

*Continues my effort to retrieve the cucumber*

[aperson1]

60,054

*Dies*

*Realizes that that makes a really sucky RP post so suddenly comes alive again and coughs up the cucumber*

[Grey]

60, 055


*Picks up my cucumber and pokes Aperson's nose with it*

Chew next time. It ain't-- nope.

[aperson1]

60,056

[you know that the cucumber is covered with saliva right?]

[Grey]

60, 057


*Rubs the saliva-slick cucumber against Aperson's face*

It's all dirty because of you. You defiled the sacred cucumber.

[aperson1]

69,058

This is just a prop cucumber *Pushes cucumber over because it is cardboard*

this is the real one. *takes out a gigantic cucumber*




*chokes on it too*

[Grey]

60, 059


*Flails before repeating my attempt at saving a life*

Death by cucumber. Now there's a thing.

[Peanut B. Rawket]

69,060


I have no idea what i walked into
* Nibbles on some popcorn * But its... interesting...