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Offline George

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36585 on: March 24, 2014, 11:12:51 PM »
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ew

You sure it's not something else?

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36586 on: March 25, 2014, 12:30:03 AM »
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I know a joke about that
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36587 on: March 25, 2014, 12:34:05 AM »
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That's not a joke

that's a double entente.

EDIT: fixed typo :P
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36588 on: March 25, 2014, 12:54:06 AM »
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Three seven, zero six nine.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36589 on: March 25, 2014, 12:57:06 AM »
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Hey Ev.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36590 on: March 25, 2014, 01:05:51 AM »
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Hello. ^^
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36591 on: March 25, 2014, 01:11:32 AM »
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Joke:

So this newly wed couple are staying at a hotel.  The concierge calls them and says "sir, we haven't received a booking for the restaurant nor a room service request, do you need any help arranging meals?"

The man replies, "no we are living on the fruits of lurrrv"

Next day same thing, he calls up and the man replies "no we are living on the fruits of lurrrv"

Three more days go by and the same thing each time.

Finally it is the last day of the couples stay and again the concierge calls up and asks if they need food and again the man replies "no we are living on the fruits of lurrrv" to which the concierge replies "well could you stop throwing the skins out the window, they're choking the ducks!"
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36592 on: March 25, 2014, 01:18:32 AM »
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That grammatical error killed the joke.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36593 on: March 25, 2014, 01:19:37 AM »
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I still laughed.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36594 on: March 25, 2014, 01:21:00 AM »
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So did I. But I got caught on the mistake for a bit. XD
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36595 on: March 25, 2014, 01:21:53 AM »
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Glad I'm not the only one :P
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36596 on: March 25, 2014, 02:00:13 AM »
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Thanks Mishko, edited for maximum hilarity!


Too many calls!!  D:
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36597 on: March 25, 2014, 02:08:35 AM »
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I wish someone would call me...no one ever does XD



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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36598 on: March 25, 2014, 02:30:38 AM »
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Yogurt? Yogurt.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #36599 on: March 25, 2014, 02:57:21 AM »
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Yes. Yogurt with fresh strawberries in it. Mmmm~.


Totally want now .-.
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