Counting to 1,000,000

[Grey]

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I will give the hug of forgiveness!

[George]

33.752
C'mon, innocent fun ain't a sin!

[Grey]

33, 753

My fun ain't exactly innocent.


Hehehe

[George]

33,754
I think if there's no deception, deeper feelings, or harm involved, it's innocent fun!

[Grey]

Good point!

I wasn't deceived by the deeper feelings and I wasn't hurt!

[George]

33,756
Liar! You hurt the Count, and that hurts me!!

[Grey]

33, 757


OBJECTION!

The Count was under threat by anti-counting forces and had to be hidden until the threat was quelled.

[George]

33,758
In that case, no harm done.

[Grey]

33, 759


It was safe with me.

NOW HUG MEH

[George]

44.76O

*hugs Grey hard, rubbing him against my chest*

[Grey]

33, 761

YAY!

[George]

33,762
*keeps hugging*

Fun fact.

My friend Grace is the same height as you, also a raccon, so being used to hugging people of that combination, I hug her like this, the problem being she's not invincible like you are!

[Grey]

33, 763

Have you told her about me?
I'm curious of her reaction.

[George]

33.764
I think I mentioned having a friend the same height as her, but I guess I was kind of vague.

She's almost half as cuddly as you, so I end up with a lot of hugs by the end of the day.

*doesn't release Grey yet*

[Grey]

33, 765


Be less vague.
I wanna know nao!