Counting to 1,000,000

[George]

30,541




*wipes drool from lips on my shirt and tries to twist out of grasp, slapping Grey in the face with my wing*

[Grey]

30, 542

*Holds on through pain*

I have a high pain threshold! That's not gonna work!

[Tim Siguire]

30, 544

I love that meme


*Decides to help end the torture*
I already got creeped out once, never again.
*I roll towards Bob and Grey ready to knock them over*

[George]

30, 542

*Holds on through pain*

I have a high pain threshold! That's not gonna work!

30,544
That wasn't even on purpose!

*jumps and curls into cannon ball to try to throw Grey off balance*

[Grey]

30, 545


*Uses tail to keep balance*

Not working!

[George]

30,546
*tackles and rolls over like Grey a god damn boulder*

I'm like 50 pounds heavier than you! How are you so strong???

[Grey]

30, 547

I'm light and I'm using your weight to help me.

*Flips back over George and continues hug*

[George]

30,548
*Grabs yer freakin jaw and pushes back in attempt to gain leverage*

[Grey]

30,548


*still holding tight while nipping at your hand*

[George]

30,549
*grabs harder and twists your head, trying to use my weight to escape in the opposite direction*

[Grey]

30, 550


*steps back in a circle, using your weight against you*

[George]

30,551
*headbutts in belly with no mercy*

[Grey]

30, 552


*Shouts to expel all the air in my lungs to reduce damage and stunning affect,*

[Tim Siguire]

30, 553


*Stops rolling and breaks before hitting them*
If I did roll into you someone or both of you could've been injured

[George]

30,554
You should have
bowled him off of me!

*bites Grey's flank*