Counting to 1,000,000

[Timmy Fox]

23 626

Well, I already ate all the pie!

[Nicklaus Morgan]

23 627
What map ... I know nothing about a map which is located under my bad

[oddi]

23, 628


yes, and you got it all over your face as well, Timmy uwu

[Nicklaus Morgan]

23, 629
I'm still waiting for that lick

[oddi]

23,630


[licks Peace on the nose] uwu

[Nicklaus Morgan]

23,631
*Licks Oddi's nose back*

[oddi]

23, 632


[purrs and leans against Peace]

[Nicklaus Morgan]

23, 633
*Hugs Oddi tightly*

[Trixsie Vixen]

23,634

"Ugh!  Boys!" says Trixsie in hungry exasperation and complete disregard for genderfluidity

*stalks off purposefully*

(time is an illusion, pie-time doubly so)

*Walks back pushing a pink trolley with several pies, eating a lemon-meringue pie*

"Hhy Ah frnd dess prrs srttrng alone in the woo.. *nom nom* ..ds" she says through a Santa beard of meringue and cream.

*Looks for Timmy the Everhungry*
 
 
 

[Timmy Fox]

23 635

I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE PIES!
*Jumps, as if out of nowhere, right into the trolley and eats the pies*

[Trixsie Vixen]

23 636

*Looking at Timmy divide the pies by zero, Trixsie becomes a(cute)ly aware of the pie wreckage in her paws and on her face*

"I have a bad feeling about this..." 

[Nicklaus Morgan]

23 637
It's bad situation for you Trixsie

[Trixsie Vixen]

23638

*I close my eyes and brace for a glomping... in bullet-time my tongue emerges to lick the pie from around my mouth*

Blobs of meringue, like glaciers, start to submit to gravity's inexorable pull.

I think to myself "I love lemon sauce, totally worth it" 

[Nicklaus Morgan]

23639
I think you should be a comedian ... or an actor

[Trixsie Vixen]

23640

((so they tell me))

"ya snooz ya lose!"

*I lick around my mouth full circle, recovering most of the pie and toss the leftover crust in the air*

"FINISH IT!!"

*My head goes back ready for the pie crust as it reaches its zenith, I see the blob of meringue on my nose*

"I ALWAYS miss that bit!"

*giggles*