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Offline James1239

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Share puns and jokes here!
« on: August 11, 2017, 08:25:14 PM »
Here's mine: What do you call a high spud? A: A "baked" potato
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2017, 08:31:09 PM »
I applied for a job at the refuse department but I ended up going elsewhere.
The pay was literally rubbish.
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2017, 08:46:39 PM »
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?


No...


Real tragedy


Wait, that wasn't a pun?


100 soles were lost...
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2017, 10:47:43 PM »
I used to work at a bank, it was pretty ok I guess, but I lost interest.
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2017, 07:26:31 PM »
Why do shamans always dance so happily and energetically? Because they're in high spirits.
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2017, 11:05:27 PM »
I knew a mushroom that danced like that. Although, I think he just was a fungi.
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2017, 11:34:40 PM »
-Where do you find giant snails?


-On the end of giant's fingers.
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2017, 01:57:55 PM »
I was going to watch Sonic X, until I realised it only was because I wanted some Cheese.
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2017, 01:18:46 AM »
What did the SD card say to the USB port?
Byte me.


*crickets* really guys?... that gigahertz.
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2017, 01:22:39 AM »
I was going to make a joke about suicide, however I've forgotten the punchline thus I left the crowd hanging  :/
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Re: Share puns and jokes here!
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2017, 08:04:31 AM »
I know a joke about a haunted bell-tower... I shall not repeat it, for it is a dead ringer.
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