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Title: Share puns and jokes here!
Post by: James1239 on August 11, 2017, 08:25:14 PM
Here's mine: What do you call a high spud? A: A "baked" potato
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Post by: MrRazot on August 11, 2017, 08:31:09 PM
I applied for a job at the refuse department but I ended up going elsewhere.
The pay was literally rubbish.
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Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on August 11, 2017, 08:46:39 PM
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?


No...


Real tragedy


Wait, that wasn't a pun?


100 soles were lost...
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Post by: Josh on August 11, 2017, 10:47:43 PM
I used to work at a bank, it was pretty ok I guess, but I lost interest.
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Post by: Michen_S on August 15, 2017, 07:26:31 PM
Why do shamans always dance so happily and energetically? Because they're in high spirits.
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Post by: Josh on August 17, 2017, 11:05:27 PM
I knew a mushroom that danced like that. Although, I think he just was a fungi.
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Post by: Eliniac on August 17, 2017, 11:34:40 PM
-Where do you find giant snails?


-On the end of giant's fingers.
... :| ... *Lefts*
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Post by: Michen_S on August 18, 2017, 01:57:55 PM
I was going to watch Sonic X, until I realised it only was because I wanted some Cheese.
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Post by: Whisko on August 23, 2017, 01:18:46 AM
What did the SD card say to the USB port?
Byte me.


*crickets* really guys?... that gigahertz.
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Post by: Bricket on August 23, 2017, 01:22:39 AM
I was going to make a joke about suicide, however I've forgotten the punchline thus I left the crowd hanging  :/
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Post by: TenOfSwords on August 23, 2017, 08:04:31 AM
I know a joke about a haunted bell-tower... I shall not repeat it, for it is a dead ringer.