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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: James1239 on August 11, 2017, 08:25:14 PM
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Here's mine: What do you call a high spud? A: A "baked" potato
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I applied for a job at the refuse department but I ended up going elsewhere.
The pay was literally rubbish.
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Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
No...
Real tragedy
Wait, that wasn't a pun?
100 soles were lost...
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I used to work at a bank, it was pretty ok I guess, but I lost interest.
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Why do shamans always dance so happily and energetically? Because they're in high spirits.
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I knew a mushroom that danced like that. Although, I think he just was a fungi.
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-Where do you find giant snails?
-On the end of giant's fingers.
... :| ... *Lefts*
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I was going to watch Sonic X, until I realised it only was because I wanted some Cheese.
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What did the SD card say to the USB port?
Byte me.
*crickets* really guys?... that gigahertz.
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I was going to make a joke about suicide, however I've forgotten the punchline thus I left the crowd hanging :/
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I know a joke about a haunted bell-tower... I shall not repeat it, for it is a dead ringer.