My dad dared me to take the slice of a lemon out of my drink and eat it, with chewing. So I told him only if he did the same. I only really like apples, and dislike 99% of vegitationy stuff too, so needless to say, I just went "PFFT" with a lemon flying onto the table. My dad's went down but he couldn't keep a straight face through the course of the day.
Have you ever played a double bass?