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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2017, 03:10:01 PM »
When it makes the whind howl, it masks the sound of the hunters footsteps trough the snow!
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2017, 04:05:54 PM »
When it masks the sound of the hunters' footsteps through the snow, it makes the custard too runny
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2017, 04:30:01 PM »
When it makes the custard too runny, I smell soup, somehow...
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2017, 04:55:18 PM »
When I smell soup, somehow, it summons the eagles
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2017, 07:35:42 PM »
When eagles get summoned, the falcons get an inferiority complex
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« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2017, 07:47:20 PM »
When the falcons get an inferiority complex, it makes the Millennium Falcon look like a piece of junk
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2017, 07:49:46 PM »
When the millennium falcon looks like a piece of junk, 99% of people will miss that it can do the kessel run in under 12 parsecs.
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2017, 07:50:17 PM »
When 99% of people will miss that it can do the kessel run in under 12 parsecs, the star wars fans start investing in real estate...
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« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2017, 07:51:35 PM »
When star was fans start investing in real estate, everyone is going to have a Skywalker Ranch
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #69 on: August 09, 2017, 08:05:05 PM »
When everyone is going to have a Skywalker ranch, it will increase the demand for ranch dressing
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2017, 07:37:32 AM »
With increased demand for ranch dressing, nacho cheese sauce sales drop
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2017, 03:08:25 PM »
When nacho cheese sauce sales drop, it get news anchors ranting
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #72 on: August 11, 2017, 08:40:14 AM »
When news anchors rant, weather girls are replaced by people in pizza costumes
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #73 on: August 11, 2017, 09:47:45 AM »
When weather girls are replaced by people in pizza costumes, the femmist start whining about people in pizza costumes stealing women's jobs...
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Re: When it rains, it...
« Reply #74 on: August 11, 2017, 02:07:55 PM »
When the feminists start whining about people in pizza costumes stealing women's job, it decreases rom-com movie-ticket sales
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