I want to be a turian

[Lord Isscarus]

Okay, I'm gonna get tons of people saying that I'm a total freak weirdo, and I understand, and furry forums is probably going to message me saying that I should back off of topics like this, but I honestly don't care.


You know the game mass effect? Great game right? Well do you know Garrus in mass effect 3? He's the turian squadmate that fights alongside you in missions.


Well garrus is a turian, and I want to be one of his kind, not in the game, I mean in real life.


I know, I'm probably going to get tons of negative replies for saying that.


They're just so cool, they look awesome, they're home planet and backstories are awesome, most of them are half a foot taller than the average human, and honestly I just think they are awesome.


Especially they're voices, have you ever heard a turian speak? They sound really cool, but I also want to be a turian because I think life will just be better and more interesting.


But I REALLY REALLY want to be a turian, it's a wish I'm nearly dying for, but other than that, let me know what you guys think of this weird topic.

[Blaiiine]

Spoiler for Hidden:

Beat him with pitchforks and sticks!

No, but seriously, I don't think anyone would call you stupid for that.
Everyone's always wanted to be something else, in some way of another.
It may not be the same, but if I could, I'd love to be a wizard.
Not Dungeons & Dragons wizard, but straight up Harry Potter wizard.
Would love to exist in that world, despite it being fictional.
That or an ODST, dropping into combat missions on foreign planets.

[Lord Isscarus]

Sometimes I just wish things things could actually come true sigh.....
 
I wish fantasy was real, it really depresses me that we have to live such dull, boring human lives.

[Blaiiine]

At least the Fallout universe is becoming real, if wandering a nuclear apocalypse is your style like mine.

[Lord Isscarus]

That would be fun but also depressing at the same time.


I've been wanting to be an alien of some game or movie franchise for a long time actually, I'm pretty sure you have at some point.


Life would just be so much cooler if it was a reality.

Post Merge: March 27, 2017, 09:06:11 PMIf you think about it, being in a wasteland full of miles of nothing but discarded material and hostile life forms everywhere can only fun for so long.


But if you think of it, it's actually extremely depressing.

[Albie]

Why do you think that you will get negative replies?  I like to be a Pokemon, so being a Turian is not inconceivable for me.

Besides Garrus was awesome.  One of my favorite video game characters of all time.  I was disappointed that they didn't have a same-sex romance option with him.  Garrus broke my heart.   

[Lord Isscarus]

Garrus was my right hand man in mass effect 3, he would never disappoint me, he always kept calm and picked off enemies one by one like a boss.


In fact Garrus had never died on me in a single mission ever in mass effect, so I actually nicknamed him "the man that never dies"


I'm really missing him in Andromeda, I thought he'd still be alive and I mistook kandros for garrus, I was so sad to see it wasn't him.


I thought I would get negative replies because wishing to be a video game alien is a weird thought for many people.