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Author Topic: Krayav's ever expanding book of paronomasia!  (Read 702 times)

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Krayav's ever expanding book of paronomasia!
« on: August 28, 2016, 05:41:22 AM »
A.K.A:PUNS!


What is a skeletons favorite sweet?


MARSH-MARROW


Why are skeletons so calm?


NOTHING GETS UNDER THEIR SKIN


What can a skeleton statue be called?


A SKULL-TURE


Skeletons use Telebones To do skullfies.


I'm not lazy, I'M BONE IDLE


What does a skeleton tile his roof with?


SHIN-GLES


A skele-band has:


Trom-BONES, BONE-gos and a xylo-BONE


What's a skeletons least favorite chicken?


BONELESS


What? A skeleton?


I don't calcium.


What do you call a female skeleton?


A FEMUR


What do you call a skeletal snake?


A RATTLER


What do you say when a skeleton lies?


"Stop tellin' FIB-bias!"

What is a skeletons favorite musician?

BONE JOVI
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