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Offline Wolxikin

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ROAST ME!
« on: March 22, 2016, 03:29:37 AM »
I thought I'd make my own version of the Reddit thing called "roast me"

Basically, you roast me! In otherwords, insult me. I.E: "blue is ugly u r too" or whatever

Rules:
•Don't get too out of hand here, I won't hesitate to call mods

I know you're all eager to start so give me your worst!

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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2016, 04:04:39 AM »
The blue that stains your coat must refer to you as a total phony, for the hat and glasses you wear, must cover the dyed fur to which you are too afraid to show-me and others, and the image to which you portray, looks as though you had copied it with a tear, and that my dear sir, revokes your MLG status! M'kay, Dr. Blueball? B)


...I dunno... :/
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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2016, 12:34:49 PM »
I got 99 jimmies and you guys rustled none :^)

Okay maybe 2 or 3 jimmies
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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2016, 12:30:07 PM »
I wouldn't lick you at all. And that says something when a past time is licking windows.

That face :0

You make me want to become a sphinx cat so I can look angry while slapping you, and I hate cats!

Lol all in good fun bud ^_^
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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2016, 01:29:18 PM »
*puts wolx in oven at 180C for 4 hours*
I'm a gambling man, let's have a little wager

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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2016, 03:44:09 PM »
Instead of using your time for something even remotely useful, you spend time on asking others to roast you.

Oh, your name is pathetic and you probably support Trump.

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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 05:17:47 PM »
...Did I win? :?

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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2016, 07:56:28 PM »
I'd rather not say.
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Re: ROAST ME!
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2016, 09:13:30 PM »
Wolx? Is that your given name? Might as well brand mistake across your head, front and center so everyone can see. Save us the time and an awkward introduction it would.



In all seriousness more power to yea starting this thread. Takes alot of guts to open yourself up to the potential punishment that people might throw you way, you have my respect.
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