Flight Sim Prayer

[Jennifer Ambrosia]

So I got bored and decided to write a flight simmers version of the 23rd Psalm... (with a reference to my bestie copperhead)
 
The simulator is my Shepherd; I shall not abuse.
 It maketh me to fly down in sharp canyons:
 It leadeth me beside the still tankers.
 It restoreth my CPU:
 It leadeth me in the paths of my GPS for It's name' sake.

 

Yea, though I fly through the valley of the shadow of trolls,
 I will fear no noob: For thou art with me;
 Thy joystick and thy keyboard, they comfort me.
 Thou preparest a moniter before me in the presence of mine lunchables;
 Thou annointest my mouse with angry clicks; My chatlog runneth over.

 

Surely jet fuel and WiFi shall follow me all the days of my life,
 and I will dwell in the mind of Copperhead forever.

[Yena the Wolf]

Lol. Just lol.