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Offline ST-84 Sahelanthropus

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8700 on: June 11, 2009, 10:38:51 AM »
Does anyone remember that TV show mack in the 90's called 3rd Rock from the Sun?

Dr. Dick Solomon: So, how was school today?
Tommy Solomon: The best ever. I had my very first makeout session.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Good for you.
Tommy Solomon: It was with Dina, my lab partner.
Sally Solomon: Dina, the one with the--?
Tommy Solomon: [slyly] Oh, yeah.
Dr. Dick Solomon: Tell us everything, I want details.
Tommy Solomon: At first, I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an Alien and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind and she's got that... big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally Solomon: What tipped the scales?
Tommy Solomon: She let me.
Dr. Dick Solomon: What happened next?
Tommy Solomon: Well, I don't know what came over me, but... they were so big, and round, and beautiful... I just had to touch them.
Dr. Dick Solomon: And then what?
Tommy Solomon: She screamed "Ow, my eyes!" and that just basically killed the mood.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8701 on: June 12, 2009, 01:15:45 AM »
XD that last line made me choke on a potato chip O_o
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8702 on: June 12, 2009, 03:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Gölge on June 12, 2009, 01:15:45 AM
XD that last line made me choke on a potato chip O_o
I'll take this potato chip... and eat it!

I'm going to eat a lot of junk today. Yaaaay! (though I should be exercising and avoiding that)
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8703 on: June 12, 2009, 06:11:07 PM »
DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE! *throws a carton of prune juice at Tyla*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8704 on: June 12, 2009, 06:18:35 PM »
*Throws it back at Chrono* NO! *Prune juice clashes with his claw and bursts open all over him* ...Sorry! I didn't mean that!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8705 on: June 12, 2009, 07:12:40 PM »
Walks in* that should be enough XD
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8706 on: June 12, 2009, 07:19:08 PM »
*Hides behind Maximum*
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8707 on: June 12, 2009, 07:24:11 PM »
*looks under arm* Erm...who` we hiding from?
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8708 on: June 12, 2009, 07:57:07 PM »
*sits with dumbstruck look on face* O.O
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8709 on: June 12, 2009, 08:05:51 PM »
*tags Kuro* you're it :D
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"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."
"Wait, you're here for my shiny loot? I thought you were here to avenge the cattle and people I've slaughtered..."
"I may not always be a caring person, but even when I am furious, it is mostly at myself for becoming this way"
The definition of Pwn (along with examples): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc&feature=channel

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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8710 on: June 12, 2009, 08:07:31 PM »
*Looks from behind Maximum* Wow, he didn't notice THAT?!
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8711 on: June 13, 2009, 05:03:39 AM »
ROFL, my hand is being held together with some strange sticky tape.....some strange cat attacked it
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8712 on: June 13, 2009, 10:05:45 AM »
Yummeh*licks tape*...What...not your fingers XD
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8713 on: June 13, 2009, 10:25:41 AM »
*Pets Jad* At least it's getting back together again.
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Re: The Random Thread
« Reply #8714 on: June 13, 2009, 12:01:36 PM »
Lol Missing fingers XD
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