Easter Bunny: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Benny: Hurray! Easter is saved!
Easter Bunny: You're too late, Benny! There are millions of kids that will be gorging on candy today! Pretty soon that is all they will ever eat! And then, I will have ruined an ENTIRE GENERATION!!!
Benny: You might want to look at your shipment trucks.
Easter Bunny: What!? They're still here!
Benny: Your candy is going nowhere! Easter is SAVED!!!
Easter Bunny: You stupid horned jerk! Next year I will win!
Benny: Remember, kids. Candy is fine in moderation. Easter is a time when most kids have candy outside moderation. Worst off, Easter Candy is some of the most unhealthy of all candy. So stay fit, stay healthy, and go easy on the confections!