*James walked into his driveway, and into the arms of his crying wife. "Oh, my god, Jayme, I thought you were de- Oh, my god, what happened to you're ear?!" James led her inside and sat her down. "I'll tell you when the girls are home. Say, where's my old flag?" James walked into his front yard, raising the flag of the USF. Snapping off a quick salute, he went back to the arms of his crying wife.*