what do you guys think of my new bio?
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long yearStole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change i Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank, Held a general's rank When the Blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the Gods they made
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me
And I laid traps for troubadors Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game,
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