well now... once upon a time there were two trees that were constantly bickering. they were one a birch and two a beach. now one day a sapling sprouted between them and theey began to argue over whos sapling it was. now they argued for years until finally a wood pecker came.
now the beach tree finaly decided to take maters into hs own branches. "Mr. woodpecker. You are a conesuir of woods, tell us, me and birch here, is this a son of a birch or a son of a beach?"
The wodpecker flew into the tree, dug his claws in and tapped the trunk with his beak a few times. He then looked up and smiled."JIt's not a son of a beach or a son of a birch, it's the best piece of ash i've stuck my pecker in in a long time."
ROFLMAO!!!!!! =3 :peace: :snicker:
