Someone posted this on another forum and it made me lol
*ahem*
A man has just bought a new flat, and is having a housewarming party. During the guided tour, they notice a large gong propped up against the wall. "What's that?" they ask.
"That?" says the man, "That's my speaking clock"
"Speaking clock? How does that work?"
"I'll show you?"
So the man grabs a hammer and smashes this gong as hard as he can. Soon after, they hear someone banging from next door; "OI! IT'S 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!"
And, Lita, I'll do it now