@ Kodachi, i got drunk on red wine.
my mentality was like this:
"omg ribena!" *glug glug glug* "hey this ribena tastes like apple juice....."

"jeeeeeeeeeesus is my homeboi"................. *passes out*
*wakes up a few mins later, and crawls to the living room*
"i are a faaaaaaux" *bites bro's leg*
"A FAAAAAAAAUX"